JOKE TIME
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Bonjour!
1.Repaired na laptop ni anjo, good news!!
Anjo wanted it back, in exchange of his HP ,so i said, if he sends me 250€ dadalhin ko yung laptop sony vaio niya when i fly to back to France, if not, he can stick to his own new one.
From 8000 miles away, I could hear Anjo screaming :
Waaaahhhh!!!! Namannnnn....
Hehehehhee....
2.The laptop repair man, was unbelievàbly too slow to release the laptop, so Michel and I left to look around the mall leaving Lorraine .
Bagal mag issue ng resibo ng Mama,young man ka age ni Lorraine, bagal din magsukli, me yada yada pa what to install sa pc, etc etc...
At the end eto kwento:
Repairman: Miss pa po ba kayo, Mam?
Lorraine: Single pa...
Repairman: Wala pa kayo asawa???? Sa ganda nyong yan????!!
Lorraine: It is enjoyble to be single than with a husband....
One way to shut him up, hahaha!
3. Yung neighbor namin, nag paparty. Sus, they cooked bbq in front of our shop, all smoke and smell, napunta sa loob .
I suggested, close the front door na lang and open the aircon.
Lolo suggested to put this sign:
KULEEET!
4. Bukas, punta kami sa isang resort sa San Juan Batangas. Salamat, umalis na ang bagyo.
Usapan, one piece lng daw kaya ng mga girls to wear sa beach.
Pumayag ako, basta top lang ang isuot, no panty, hahahaha.
Sagot ni Michel, one piece ?
Wear only the hat!
Sus!
.... Im signing off ..... bukas ulit...
1.Repaired na laptop ni anjo, good news!!
Anjo wanted it back, in exchange of his HP ,so i said, if he sends me 250€ dadalhin ko yung laptop sony vaio niya when i fly to back to France, if not, he can stick to his own new one.
From 8000 miles away, I could hear Anjo screaming :
Waaaahhhh!!!! Namannnnn....
Hehehehhee....
2.The laptop repair man, was unbelievàbly too slow to release the laptop, so Michel and I left to look around the mall leaving Lorraine .
Bagal mag issue ng resibo ng Mama,young man ka age ni Lorraine, bagal din magsukli, me yada yada pa what to install sa pc, etc etc...
At the end eto kwento:
Repairman: Miss pa po ba kayo, Mam?
Lorraine: Single pa...
Repairman: Wala pa kayo asawa???? Sa ganda nyong yan????!!
Lorraine: It is enjoyble to be single than with a husband....
One way to shut him up, hahaha!
3. Yung neighbor namin, nag paparty. Sus, they cooked bbq in front of our shop, all smoke and smell, napunta sa loob .
I suggested, close the front door na lang and open the aircon.
Lolo suggested to put this sign:
KULEEET!
4. Bukas, punta kami sa isang resort sa San Juan Batangas. Salamat, umalis na ang bagyo.
Usapan, one piece lng daw kaya ng mga girls to wear sa beach.
Pumayag ako, basta top lang ang isuot, no panty, hahahaha.
Sagot ni Michel, one piece ?
Wear only the hat!
Sus!
.... Im signing off ..... bukas ulit...
Labels: travels
posted by Francesca at 9:37 AM, | 
2 Comments:
I-enjoy mo ang Batangas! At wait ko ang pag-post ng pic na naka-two-piece kau: hat and sunglasses. Hahaha!
Take care and thank you Ces!
Take care and thank you Ces!
Huh punta kayo ng San Juan Batangas! Sige lang enjoy the byuti op da pilipins!^_^