Francesca in France

Bonjour!

I was in coffee coffee with the girls and one of the girls, mentioned to Roda, not her real name:

-Madame, ganda alahas at damit natin ah! Tiyak, dami mo na ipon, bakit ka pa nag wowork as employee of the house gaya namin????
-Day, if mayaman na ako, sana nasa Pinas na ako ngayon, nakahilata, nagpapalaki ng "P--k---eeee"!!!!!
Tawanan kami, hahahahah!
opps sorry for the word, i put it here, para maging realistic hehe.hope you dont mind.
-So Props lang pala yang alahas?
-Day, suot ko to para to show, malaki hataw ko.
Tawanan uli, hahahah


2 My phone rang :

Ate, I have work for Marghie, in the boat,as stewardess, good salary, here is the number.

Okey, thanks, I call them now:

hello?
Heelow(bading ang sumagot, Pinoy)
hello, I got your number from TRINING and she said your Captain is looking for a stewardess.
Yes, is it you to work with us?
No, my daughter, she is 21years old...
Does she have a STWC95?
What is it?
Is it a liscence to work in the boat as our boat travels around Mediterranian sea.
She doesnt have that, but she got legal papers in France, so she can work in the boat without that, unless the Captain provides her one.

No, if she doesnt have stwc95 she cant work in the boat.
Oh, but I worked in the boat in Monaco Port as a stewardess, I was not required of that, as long as I am a legal resident of France( or Monaco.)

Besides, you cant find workers these days in the boat because if the Captain hired people on the black, the Monaco Police and French Police checked working legal papers in all Yacths during summer. yes, they do check all boat employees during summer if legal or not ...

-Ah eh Ate, kasi tulog pa si Captain, tawagan na lang kita bukas, byeeee!!!!.
-Eh, what is the name of the boat?
He hanged up.
Weird? Malay gutay gutay pala yung boat nila kaya nga nagtatanong eh?
Yoko matetano si Marghie dun ha?

So I called my coffee mate:
- weird yung baklang pinoy, bakit ako sinarhan ng phone?
Ano ba sinabi mo?
Ganito,ganun...
Ate, si bading walang papel, ONE YEAR na, siguro natakot sa yo!

nGEEEH, malay ko ba,
na bull's eye ko pala!


Pero Paki ko kung walang papel? Hindi naman pinpansin yan dito, Sa monaco pa?