Francesca in France

Bonjour!

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1.Facundo
We were in Grocery and Fàcundo took a chariot(caddy/pushcàrt).
I told him to go with Madame, I will push the càddy.
Fàcundo àsked me: "Did you bring your driving liscence to drive the pushcàrt????

Ang sira ulo, patawa!

Then todày, Facundo told me, doggie peepeed on his white trousers.
I told him, I wonder why?(pa dumb dumb effect me)
He said, doggie wanted to go out, it is his way to get what he wanted: a pee on my white trousers!
tawa ko, haha
Doggie beats Facundo!

I prepared them fruit salad of mango, melon and papaya.
After an hour Madame wanted another serving.
I asked Facundo if he wanted also.
He said: haaaah, too much vitamins, eventually I will live longer...Its getting too much!



2. Si Concierge, papansin.
Everytime dumarating àko, pa kyut siya.
Andun yung iopen nyà yung front door, with his key, pa gentlemàn epek.eh me susi naman ako!
Or he would go up with me in the elevàtor punta daw siya sa kapitbahay namin... eh wala pa nakatira dun!

If nagatatapon ako ng basura, kunwari he would teach me to segregate the plastic from glass, dito and doon ilagay...
Para lang me kausap?
Or aakyat sa floor namin, doorbell, para ibigay ang letters ni Madame, sabay: çava? (kumusta in french)
So sagot ko, çava. Eh pwede naman yun pag baba ko with doggie, daanan ko na mga letters!!!
One day, ibinigay niyang sulat, hindi ke Madame! sus!

Then tambay siya sa door, parang naghihintay na may ipapagawa ako sa loob ala: baka sira yung bulb ng banyo, or yung machines ba, function properly?
Or if dadaan ako, he would fetch my groceries and he brought them until the door!
Tawag sa akin, anjo-lina, pretty(joli)
LOL

Natatawa na lang ako.
Me concierge story na blog ko kapalit ni Butler!!!

3. The Stewards

Then pag umuuwi ako, mga steward ng boat, panay tingin. Tingin lang, di naman ako ini stalk!

One day si Marghie ginala ang aso, hinabol siya ng isang blond haired na steward!
Anong nationality daw si marhgie?
Sagot ni Marghie, Pourquoi?( why)
kasi daw me kilala siyang pilipina, taga boat, then he added, are you a tourist here or you live here?
Pourquoi? sagot ni marghie.
Kasi i want to know you better, can i have your celphone number?
Pourquoi?
Nothing.
Sabi ni Marghie,in french, i dont give my celphone number to strangers, bye.
Tàrày!
Kamot ulo daw si puti!

Of course, nakwento namin eto lahat ke Lolo Michel nyo.

Sagot ni Lolo:

"you know,it has been a history everywhere,

"the Gentleman proposes, the làdy decides...."

Yun nà!

eh criteria namin ni marghie , kano munà laman bank account, lol
Second the motion by Lorraine!

Bah, Monaco to noh, where money counts, ahihihiiii!

Ten percent daw si lolo!

JOKINGS lang po to (na feel totohanin), why not?
End of story.

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