Today, Butler told me, he went to vintimille italy last Monday, april 30 to picked up his gf Mademoiselle Thailandaise, she must have shopped some Tagliatelle(italian pasta) haha.
No parking available, so Butler found a spot for handicaps. He was thinking, its 6:55 pm, tom is holiday,anyway. No handicapped person would still be out at this time, so he thought. He put his car on it, and helped Thailandaise with the groceries.
When he came back, he got a ticket! From Italian Police! Normally, at seven pm, no police would dare to put tickets, its already evening! But no, the ticket says 6:56pm. Butler was so annoyed, why the police just cant let him go for 4minutes away before 7pm,as he went back to his car at 7pm!
"This is racism"!, Butler said. "Is it,because I'm french, with a french plate number, they do that?!!"
I told Butler," et oui !, et ho, ho, ho!",(tapping my side head with my fingers, lol showing to him,(oh yes, what do you think , cou cou!?)
He said, "I will not pay the voilation ticket. Its expensive,70€!"
"Well, Butler when the Italians were found in Monaco or France violating the same, they get higher fees you see."
"Quelle voleur! Vraiment, ils sont quelque choses huh!"
(Maktol ni Butler) (what a robbery, really, they are something huh,)
White foam on Butlers side lips started again, so I'd better go away, lol
Girls,He escaped the 76€ medicine of our Boss, but he didnt on this one, haha.About Michel.
At exit tunnel of Monaco, Michel was fined last six months ago of
overspeeding. Limit is 50km/hr but Michel did at 60km/hr, because of " Greve"(Strike) on trains,I was nearly late, so he brought me to work that day.
Fine is 90€!
Of course, what can you do? We can say its a robbery, but its a legal one, lol!
Michel knows the speed limit on that area, but he thought at 8:30 am, no police would be around, you see.Its too early. But he was caught and when bills arrived at our mailbox, he paid. With his heart and wallet broken badly, lol
Ho, 90€! Thats a day's wage to some!
Today, we drove through again in that Monaco tunnel. And the Policemen with a radar camera to spot overspeeding are there again. Michel went down his speed to 40kms/hr . To annoy them, he said. Here comes at our back, another Police car,following us from behind, almost nose to our bumper, wanted Michel to speed up.
No.Lolo doesnt want to speed up, lol
Michel said to himself:" you can do what you want, but I will not go beyond 40kms/hr speed.Oh no..."
After a kilometer run, the Police car, hooted. Michel didnt bother, he continued at 40kms/hr driving ala
Boom tarat tarat of Willie Revillame.He was really takinh his time, lol.
The Police car driver was annoyed, he put his siren, olaaah!lol.
Michel immediately put himself to the right lane .Was the move makes the Police happy. No. Police car passed us by, looked at us and drove on to slow lane in front of us.He wanted to annoy us too.Haha.
Michel was cool (he better be)said:You can look, but you cant issue me a violation, hehe.Then he told me: See, if they want to overspeed,they can do it, but if its me: "You stop, here's your violation ticket!"
"I asked him why he didnt move out the fast lane immediately to give way to the Police car?"
"Why should I? The speed limit is 50 so I drive below 50. If they are following me behind, whose fault is it ? I didnt impose the law, they did. So I drove at 40, they should do also, like everyone else.Now they have to use a bit of their power: their siren!
When the Police car went to the right road to exit the highway. Michel said: see, how they are, they are going to exit the highway, whats the point of overtaking me?
They could have wait a bit!
I just told him: at least you annoyed them, panalo ka na, Lolo...
We dropped by at Champion grocery to buy something. I told Michel I will not stay long at the shop, so he can wait inside the car.
After ten minutes, I came back, he was being intimidated by two young boys. The "A's".
I asked him, "whats going on?"
He open the lock of the car and when I was in, he locked it again.
He explained, that when I was gone, he locked the car and lie back to the seats. Two young boys that passed by, heard the click and didnt like it, and try to make a go at him.
So he told them :
"Cant I do anything I want into my car???!!! But this lot, didnt bother ,continued to intimidate him by staying put next to our car.Just to show they got the power and didnt like Michel locked the car.
What can we do with these lots, girls? Send them to their origin country???
Kasabihan:
You can discuss with nasty but clever persons, but with the stupid one, you never win.Dont you think?
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