If you work like I work...

Monday, December 10, 2007
How would you manage?!!


I cant find time to tsika. A busy week passed ...Hehe.
Now, I am ready to bring you some (not all)of my hilarious posts.

You all well knew, I work in Monaco Montecarlo.
The land of the rich. Boeuffffft!

This week they are all busy, busy ,busy.
My Employer in the morning would buy stuffs, for gift giving to his doctor, manicurist, dentist, coiffure girl, his golf friends,(not girlfriends ha) his this and that friends.
Butler would accompany him to bring all stuffs to the house.Everyday.
Then inside the house, he would tell Butler to decorate the Christmas lights to all tress in the garden.
Or put Christmas tree and its decors all over the house.
And put red decorative signs in the front door:
"Buon Natale" and "Buon Nuovo Anno"
Italian greetings...

Butler is blocked to all his programmed work for the week.
I cant help him, I work only for four hours everyday, while Butler 8 hours.

He has to do the Garden, garage,Office of Boss, groceries shopping, golf shoes that he forgot to clean last week, ... the Boss needs it today! and to prepare the Bentley car (put it out of the garage) not the Aston,etc etc.And if Butler is pressed of work, he drove the Bentley out, the Aston in, he made a false move the car goes, waaanggg, waaanng, waaannggg!
Theres an alarm inside th cars, if he get too close to the garage wall, haha!

Butler is screaming...while pulling his hair.

And when he calmed down,here I come behind him, saying in my sweetest voice:

"Butler... I have nothing to dooooo!!!!???"
Paasar, lol

2. In my after noon work,(I got two Boss ,you see) My Madame employer shops, and she would leave her business card, told the shop to deliver it,and go. The bill goes to her office. The secretary would send checks by mail to pay her expenditures.

I was in her apartment, the intercom rang.
"Oui?" I answered.
"Bonjour, Madame. Livraison pour vous..."
Delivery daw, sabi ng concierge.
"Montez, s'il vous plait...Merci."
I recieved two pots of lovely fresh orchids in nice decorations.
I arranged it on the table, and I went back to my usual work...













Riiinng..!
Again?
Hermes daw ayon ke Concierge!
Another delivery, towels,grrr.

Krrinngg!
Prada bag.

Krriiing...(nobayan, di na matapos tapos)!
"Post Office...Delivery for Mme..."
Her white mink coat...


Mama mia! I cant finish my work!!!!
I stuffed them all to the salon, and leave it there.
Saka ko na yan intindihin.

Phone rang.Madame Employer called.
"Francesca, I shopped a bit, will you take care of them?"

(Meaning girls, I will take it off from the packages, hang the coat, arrange the shoes, take off the annoying card labels...etc etc!
when do I finish my work????!!)


Done.

I went down the garbage area to throw all papers and boxes.
I saw a young lady in high heeled boots, ringing the intercom to the name of my Boss.
So I told her, its my employer,May I help you?
She said, Bonjour, delivery for Madame... can I leave you these?
Two Delsey luggage?

What? ako mag hihila nyan??? Ah non!

I told her politely to ring the intercom as my Boss is there...
She did. And I ran away to throw the boxes in the bin area of the building.
And stay there longer to let go the delivery girl, hehe.
Girls, kayo man, masalubong nyo sa elevator,yung french girl with a "ready to kill" look.Kasi, yoko accept yung 2 luggages, hehe.
She brought it inside the flat,at third floor lang naman, and Boss (husband) took it from her. what a work she is having. In high heel boots...
Anyways...

At last, no more delivery. Haay, I now can breathe...
Krrriinnnnggg!
"Oh no, what is it, this time????"
I picked up the intercom.
"Monaco Wine Shop, deliveries pour Mr et Madame..."
Ngek, 6 boxes (x12bottles)of Champagne, red, white and pink wines!!!!
I told the man to come up.
He said(Mais, je peut pas!)
Inis ako!"What do you mean,you cannot, you goonie, come up, bring those up here in the third floor!!!?" (I was screaming at the intercom, galet na ako ha, kakapagod!)

He said, he cannot, because his truck is in the middle of the street and he cant stay long. There's a queue of cars waiting behind him.
Mama mia.
I told him to leave it all in the concierge, I come down later.
He said he cannot, I have to sign the delivery papers not the concierge.
Blimey!Grrrr!I called my Boss, the husband, he was in his office.

We went down together,and the man told me to sign this and that, and I told him, my employer is here to sign etc etc.
The man change tone of his voice.
Pag ako lang, gusto na ata ako sakalin, haha.Eh, Sir ko na kaharap niya.
My Boss asked him if he can bring them all down the stockroom.
He was struggling to answer: "he cannot."
The Boss said, if you cannot, we do not accept those.
The man said: I would like to Sir, but the truck is disturbing the traffic, I cant stay long.
Boss understand, he signed the delivery papers.

Who did the carrying of total 72 bottles down the stockroom, three floors down?
Me and my Boss.Huuuuuuhhh!


Gusto ko na mag walk out !

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posted by Francesca at 10:03 PM, |

8 Comments:

Hahahha. Your tone was familiar when u picked up my call. Ka relate ako sau ate. Ok, next time na lang me tawag. These days are usually busy nga. Take care xxx
hello te amy,
long time no visit ako ha kasi bzbzbz din kagaya mo.....


d bale always beauty and charming ka naman eh..i love your picture.looking younger as ever!
Naku it would be good if they will at least get someone to help you with all these delivery. Grabe, don't you have an overtime pay ? And how about the bonus ? HAZE
cguro ang sunod nyan 'te sama ka nya para mag shopping kayo ng para syo? yayain mo kaya? pasko naman e! have fun! ;)
salut francesca,

i discovered your nice blog to read thru my friend haze..cute little daily anecdote you shared here :-)
It is so true, if you are working fulltime you really have no time for tsika. During the week, all I wanted to do is go home so I can cook and we can spend our evening together. During the weekend, it’s the opportunity to sleep in and wake up late then its work again – food shopping and other weekly errands, kasi naman Sundays are closed. Come Sunday it’s the time to unwind or travel a bit somewhere else for the day. Looking at the schedule wala talagang time to tsika, kaya its best with the internet and this forum and blogging community where you can interact with people from a distance and at your most convenient time. Walang pressure, lol! Like you, you work pati Saturday so you only have Sunday as rest and family day.

-DP
Rosalie,
one day, makatsika din kita, monaco ka lang,handa mo aspirin, sasakit ulo mo kakatawa!

eden,
hataw din ba? ty, stay young ko, its my investment, you see, hihi.

Haze, patak taxi meter naman sweldo ko kina bossings.
My spirit is eager(to get more euros, hehe) but the flesh is weak!
kaya, sometimes, im complaining: yoko na!

dangkin, si mme afternoon, galante, but ingat din, kasi once na nagbigay ako ng extra time(or her give me gifts) she took my time in double, gusto ako itravel with her, yoko!di naman (personal assistant) ang work category ko sa kanya....saka,
where is my time to my family!
wawa naman cheeky!!!!??

dhanggit: welcome.hope you enjoy on more future posts.

dp, oi, korek, mon to sat work, kakamatay na! yoko na ng euros, haha.
But after these holidays, january, aalis sila, both employers.

I told Michel if I can take holidays with him , to tunisia,

for 300€ per person,7nights stay, includes everything(plane ticket, 4*hotel stay, bfast, drinks,spa massage )

sabi ni Michel: why go somewhere else,(and spend) if your Bosses are not around, consider it is already a holiday!

tama ba Lolo?

btw, wala ako bunos or 13th month
from them. Lugi na raw sila if they gave me....

sus!
ok lang yan, kayang kaya mo yan,and besides di naman ganun ka busy pag di pasko di ba?

buti nalang you have all the patience to deal with it, bilib ako sayo Amy