The French
Sunday, August 05, 2007
or the true french, i might say, hehe.
what is the difference between the mirror and the french ?
Answer: The mirror is more polite . Why?
First encounter of Anjo and Marghie with the frencies were at Nice, France airport when they land from Philippines.
Marghie: Ma, they dont smile at all !
See?
August 17 is our date of marriage, Michel and I are now on our third year!
Mama mia. Lolo survived the three years(suffering)?
Well, its not love, its madness.
Shhh...
As Lolo always fond of watching football games,
Once I asked him, if he remembered the date.
He said, well, let me think...
I told him off: You dont remember?!!!! Its our date of marriage!!"ù&#!
You are wrong, and misjudging me. How can I forget?
It was the date when Manchester United beats Milan, Score 4-0!
ngek!
Butler stories tayo.
Once Butler worked with a very Madame and in high class apartment.
She told Butler:
If a delivery or a repairman rings the door, let him in at the back door.
If he is a man of distinguished position, let him in through the living room.
Butler assured the Madame with pride:
"Dont worry Madame ,I know how to do it, I onced work in a Brothel."
Ngyaiks!
Marghie once asked me some french words.
Ma, yung soutien gorge in French , bakit "Bra" in english.Di ba gorge is "throat" in english?
Dont know.
Ma, I asked my french teacher: why gorge is throat, and soutien gorge is a bra, he was laughing .
What is his answer?
He said: He doesnt know also!
Eh, he doesnt know, he is a french language teacher, ako pa?
The telephone rings, and a house employee, not very bright, answered:
Allo?
My wife is there?
She is sleeping ,Sir.
Can you wake her up?
No Sir, I cannot, she is sleeping with Monsiuer.
What?!!! Go get my gun in my drawer and kill them both!
No Sir, I cannot.
You do it, or I will sack you.
Okey Sir, huhuhu.
Three gun shots were heard on the phone.
Sir, I killed them, now I am a murderer, huhuhu!
Why I heard three shots?
Sir, I shoot Madame, then Monsiuer run out of the window, and I missed him. He jumped to the swimming pool and I fired again , now the pool is all blood, Sir.
What pool, we dont have a swimming pool!!!
Wait, is this the phone number: 567890041?
Thats all folks...
what is the difference between the mirror and the french ?
Answer: The mirror is more polite . Why?
First encounter of Anjo and Marghie with the frencies were at Nice, France airport when they land from Philippines.
Marghie: Ma, they dont smile at all !
See?
August 17 is our date of marriage, Michel and I are now on our third year!
Mama mia. Lolo survived the three years(suffering)?
Well, its not love, its madness.
Shhh...
As Lolo always fond of watching football games,
Once I asked him, if he remembered the date.
He said, well, let me think...
I told him off: You dont remember?!!!! Its our date of marriage!!"ù&#!
You are wrong, and misjudging me. How can I forget?
It was the date when Manchester United beats Milan, Score 4-0!
ngek!
Butler stories tayo.
Once Butler worked with a very Madame and in high class apartment.
She told Butler:
If a delivery or a repairman rings the door, let him in at the back door.
If he is a man of distinguished position, let him in through the living room.
Butler assured the Madame with pride:
"Dont worry Madame ,I know how to do it, I onced work in a Brothel."
Ngyaiks!
Marghie once asked me some french words.
Ma, yung soutien gorge in French , bakit "Bra" in english.Di ba gorge is "throat" in english?
Dont know.
Ma, I asked my french teacher: why gorge is throat, and soutien gorge is a bra, he was laughing .
What is his answer?
He said: He doesnt know also!
Eh, he doesnt know, he is a french language teacher, ako pa?
The telephone rings, and a house employee, not very bright, answered:
Allo?
My wife is there?
She is sleeping ,Sir.
Can you wake her up?
No Sir, I cannot, she is sleeping with Monsiuer.
What?!!! Go get my gun in my drawer and kill them both!
No Sir, I cannot.
You do it, or I will sack you.
Okey Sir, huhuhu.
Three gun shots were heard on the phone.
Sir, I killed them, now I am a murderer, huhuhu!
Why I heard three shots?
Sir, I shoot Madame, then Monsiuer run out of the window, and I missed him. He jumped to the swimming pool and I fired again , now the pool is all blood, Sir.
What pool, we dont have a swimming pool!!!
Wait, is this the phone number: 567890041?
Thats all folks...
posted by Francesca at 5:34 PM, | 
9 Comments:
Ate Amy,
LOL sa mga jokes mo!
What?!! Lolo forgot your marriage date? Happy Anniversary! Nakakatawa naman yung sagot ni Butler that he knows what to do because he worked in a brothel.
LOL sa mga jokes mo!
What?!! Lolo forgot your marriage date? Happy Anniversary! Nakakatawa naman yung sagot ni Butler that he knows what to do because he worked in a brothel.
Dito rin maraming nakakatuwang kwneto sa mag-asawa. Noong nasa pinas ang isa ay naaalala lahat ng okasyon, tawag or text agad. Noong magkasama na nagkaroon na yata ng amnesia...hehehe.
yan ang gusto ko sayo amy,
pagdumadalaw ako dito natatawa ako.
sorry matagal akong hindi na-pasyal.
I am very dark right now (in answer to your question) because of my trip to the beach.
I had a good time but it is good to be home.
mare, wala akong internet doon!
kaya ayon detox tuloy ako.
but i am back.
i will read on to see what i missed.
pagdumadalaw ako dito natatawa ako.
sorry matagal akong hindi na-pasyal.
I am very dark right now (in answer to your question) because of my trip to the beach.
I had a good time but it is good to be home.
mare, wala akong internet doon!
kaya ayon detox tuloy ako.
but i am back.
i will read on to see what i missed.
haha, ang throat bumaba sa boobies, cool, kaya bra! bwaaaahhh
very funny ...kakatawa yung last joke. Oops wrong number pala : lol
lol on the swimming pool scenario.
on the soutien gorge naman, the literal translation could be to hold the two seins et former un joli gorge (as in gorge used in geographie).
on the soutien gorge naman, the literal translation could be to hold the two seins et former un joli gorge (as in gorge used in geographie).
tnx for sharing!funny indeed!
GOD BLESS!
GOD BLESS!
girls, ako din, gigil tawa, haha.
soutien kasi is support in english
seins eh busts
to make it a bit less kakahiya to say, they put it as gorge. Tama si ana, as geography.
Pero, weird pa rin basahin ang soutien gorge, lalo na itanong mo sa male friends. LOL
soutien kasi is support in english
seins eh busts
to make it a bit less kakahiya to say, they put it as gorge. Tama si ana, as geography.
Pero, weird pa rin basahin ang soutien gorge, lalo na itanong mo sa male friends. LOL
I added you on the Face Behind the Blog taggie, I thought you would be too busy making euros to join. Nahihiya akong magdistorbo ;)
I'll come back later to read your blog, gutom ako eh.