Tales of Butler
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
1.RED WINE
The Boss called him, (he was in the kitchen preparing a bowl of fresh variety of salad )
"I told you not to put the boxes of wine in the cave, it will get spoiled, its too hot there. Take all those boxes and put in the cave where the aircon is on!"
While they were discussing/(or Boss was screaming at him) I passed by, purposedly with two ironed clothes to listen carefully whats going on. Style!
The clothes were not even clothes, just a sando shirt of the Boss and his pair of socks, lol.Makiraan lang, pero anoka, makitsika, bakit nag sisigaw si Bossing!
When Boss went out (after telling off Butler) I saw Butler up in arms,(annoyed).
And I was giggling.
Butler explained that the boxes are all red wine, no need to put in an airconditioned cave(storeroom) it would still be okey even at the underground cave!
Eh, Butler, you are not the Boss, wag kang pasaway..!
2.ORANGE-GINGER JAM
The Boss complained Butler should look after the stocks of jam for his breakfast. There's no orange-ginger jam left in the cupboard.
Butler said: Okey, Sir, I go to the shop to order a box of it.The Boss gave him the address and Butler went , the shop attendand said, they dont have that flavor orange-ginger(luya).Butler went home, told the Boss and Boss said: "Its impossible! Maybe you dont know what I was talking about. I go there myself!"
What, what, ME? didnt GET you Sir???...
(I could see Butler grabbing his hair, lol)
Boss phoned the shop, its was confirmed, they dont have it.
Butler's neck for the day was saved!
But, he "The Butler" wanted to check. So he went again to the shop, with a sample empty bottle, and the lady attendant said: "We dont have that, its odd, we have that supplier but not that flavor .
Butler went out and spotted a Bio store next to the shop and inquire inside. THEY HAVE IT !
Butler immediately,ordered a box of 24bottles and have it delivered to the Boss 'address.
The delivery arrived,Boss said:" See, they have it. Because, I phoned them, they find something..!"
Butler: (up in arms again haha)
Glory to the Boss, Butler, not to you...
3.XRAY
Yesterday, Butler undergone a yearly medical check up to renew his Monaco work Permit. Here, if the identity/resident card expired, the employee has to undergo medical checkup by the state's health officer.
Butler arrived at work and I asked him, how was it? They find something?
(me pretending as honestly concerned )
He said :" What I dont like is the xray . They told me to undress, and after the xray, they would interview me with only my briefs on! And the freezing aircon was on!"
I was imagining him half nude, cringing in cold, haha!
What brief color does he wear? I'll asked him one day...Pink, I suppose!
Butler continued:
"I was shaking, while they asked:"
"Do you have highblood?"
"None"(brrrr, shakes)
"Asthma,allergy, etc etc?"
"No, None," (Brrrr, shakes)
Butler acted as shaking, he reminds me of a cockroach, after I sprayed with Baygon! Lol
The Boss called him, (he was in the kitchen preparing a bowl of fresh variety of salad )
"I told you not to put the boxes of wine in the cave, it will get spoiled, its too hot there. Take all those boxes and put in the cave where the aircon is on!"
While they were discussing/(or Boss was screaming at him) I passed by, purposedly with two ironed clothes to listen carefully whats going on. Style!
The clothes were not even clothes, just a sando shirt of the Boss and his pair of socks, lol.Makiraan lang, pero anoka, makitsika, bakit nag sisigaw si Bossing!
When Boss went out (after telling off Butler) I saw Butler up in arms,(annoyed).
And I was giggling.
Butler explained that the boxes are all red wine, no need to put in an airconditioned cave(storeroom) it would still be okey even at the underground cave!
Eh, Butler, you are not the Boss, wag kang pasaway..!
2.ORANGE-GINGER JAM
The Boss complained Butler should look after the stocks of jam for his breakfast. There's no orange-ginger jam left in the cupboard.
Butler said: Okey, Sir, I go to the shop to order a box of it.The Boss gave him the address and Butler went , the shop attendand said, they dont have that flavor orange-ginger(luya).Butler went home, told the Boss and Boss said: "Its impossible! Maybe you dont know what I was talking about. I go there myself!"
What, what, ME? didnt GET you Sir???...
(I could see Butler grabbing his hair, lol)
Boss phoned the shop, its was confirmed, they dont have it.
Butler's neck for the day was saved!
But, he "The Butler" wanted to check. So he went again to the shop, with a sample empty bottle, and the lady attendant said: "We dont have that, its odd, we have that supplier but not that flavor .
Butler went out and spotted a Bio store next to the shop and inquire inside. THEY HAVE IT !
Butler immediately,ordered a box of 24bottles and have it delivered to the Boss 'address.
The delivery arrived,Boss said:" See, they have it. Because, I phoned them, they find something..!"
Butler: (up in arms again haha)
Glory to the Boss, Butler, not to you...
3.XRAY
Yesterday, Butler undergone a yearly medical check up to renew his Monaco work Permit. Here, if the identity/resident card expired, the employee has to undergo medical checkup by the state's health officer.
Butler arrived at work and I asked him, how was it? They find something?
(me pretending as honestly concerned )
He said :" What I dont like is the xray . They told me to undress, and after the xray, they would interview me with only my briefs on! And the freezing aircon was on!"
I was imagining him half nude, cringing in cold, haha!
What brief color does he wear? I'll asked him one day...Pink, I suppose!
Butler continued:
"I was shaking, while they asked:"
"Do you have highblood?"
"None"(brrrr, shakes)
"Asthma,allergy, etc etc?"
"No, None," (Brrrr, shakes)
Butler acted as shaking, he reminds me of a cockroach, after I sprayed with Baygon! Lol
posted by Francesca at 11:09 PM, | 
8 Comments:
on with more butler tales, funny ^_^
Ikaw talaga, pag trippan parati si butler!
alam mo, i'm imagining butler na tuloy! wala ka bang picture ni butler that you can share with us? para hindi na ako nagwa-wonder kung ano itsura niya :)
Hi, greetings from lisbon, portugal!! Im just a beginner sa blog kaya im still browsing around. Had my first encounter with a blog friend here, an englishman in lisbon. From his site to maynila daily blog that lead me to senyor enrique & another & now yours..Naaliw ako dito sa "tale of butler" mo..I was reading it last night when hubby came asking me "what are you doing, i thought you are already in bed?" so, naputol ang pag read ko kasi almost midnight na pala..Anyway , i just want to congratulate you with your blog postings, among the few I read i find them all interesting,educational & funny!Like the travel tips too.. Pls come & visit my site at aura-boreal.blogspot.com
Regards & have a nice summer days!! ours came a bit late but for 2 days now, weather has improved..
Regards & have a nice summer days!! ours came a bit late but for 2 days now, weather has improved..
Thank you girls,for coming and having some good laughs about my stories.
Gracita, Butler has black hair.
Yun lang pwede ko i describe.
Di ko pwede ilagay photo niya, baka ma libel ako, haha.
Basta, he is cute. Lalo na if naasar...
AURA, thanks for visiting.I would love to see Lisbon Portugal. I visit your blog to see how is it over there...
Gracita, Butler has black hair.
Yun lang pwede ko i describe.
Di ko pwede ilagay photo niya, baka ma libel ako, haha.
Basta, he is cute. Lalo na if naasar...
AURA, thanks for visiting.I would love to see Lisbon Portugal. I visit your blog to see how is it over there...
haha buti andyan si Butler, he livens up your blog with his funny tales, kakatuwa.
Your butler is always a comic relief. More stories of him, please.... :)
Para akong nanunuod ng Mr. Bean with butler. hahaha
Thanks for sharing.