Alarms
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
This is hilarious!
Monday, our Boss (with Butler) prepared to go to holidays, July 16-Aug 16. He called me to give my salary. Wowowow!
Then he instructed me how to put and off the alarm of the house.Butler is off to holiday and Ill be the only one working...
Boss pressed the codes...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
The alarms went off, arghhhh, too noisy!
My Boss, panicked, put in the codes and voila, the alarm stopped!
I was shaking, kala ko I was attacked by goons with guns! Huhu!
Butler ran to help, but too late.
Boss apologized, and said," Ok, we try it again. Maybe I pressed a wrong code."
He called first the security handling the alarms to inform them, that there's no illegal entry in the house, its him, the owner, made some mistakes. Of course the security agency asked the Boss, whats the code, and Boss told him, and it was okey.
Boss said: Okey, we start again, he pressed again the codes ...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
arrggghhhh I go crazy ! ! !
I saw Butler , jumping in the kithcen, shocked!
Boss called again the security agency,: "Its me, The owner of the house. The code is....-----"
Then Butler butted in. "Boss, you cannot put the alarms, all windows are open."
The Boss got the idea and told me, okey, I explained to you again,closed all windows and doors... do this and that...Yada yada...
And he expected me to get those all while he speaks!!!! in french language!
...faite comme ça, aprés avant vous sortir, appuyez les numero de code, fermez la porte, demain,encore vous entrez....avec vos cléfs, etc etc yada yada, vous comprenez???...
ARRGGGGhhhh!
I would like to complained about this alarm as tooo complicated, Butler stopped me, and re assured me, its like typing a computer! You will master it even in closed eyes.
Later ,I'll teach you...
Sige na nga.
Para makaalis na Boss namin to his holidays,sige sige...
I left work at 1pm, no practice of the on and off alarm. Butler and I did the tsika, gossipings, but not "the- practicing-the-alarm" !
See, and we called our selves professionals, lol
Next day, I went to work, alone, no Butler. Alarm is on !
Boss left a note on the door, : "alarm" (to remind me within 30 seconds, I must press the codes)
I went in, the alarm system says: tit tit tit tit!
Teka, ano ba codes? They didnt tell me!!!!
I press what I can remember...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
Too late, codes incorrect, alarm blew off!
I panicked.Heart thumping, getting nearly out of its roots!
I called Butler, his phone is off! Grrr.
The alarm continued blasting! Huhu! All neighbors were on thier terrasse watching me!
I went inside the house, frozen, shaken, rattled, kulang na lang I roll!
My heart was thumping hard, ready to explode!
The phone rang. Haaaahhh, what do I do??? !!!!
Its the security agency!!!!
He asked me, whats up, its 9 am only!
I said,in french: "I entered the house, but I pressed the wrong codes !"
He asked the codes. I gave it to him.
He stopped the alarm from his office.
He told me to press the true codes next time.Bye!
I cannot work. I got stressed. I was shaking. I dont want to go out, thinking it will wang wang again. I called Butler.Celphone off! That goon!! Grrrr!
I PANICKED, thinking, what if I cannot go out!
I called husband ,Michel cheered me up a a bit.He advised keep calling Butler.
Called Butler, 3X, still phone is off!
I tried to wash some clothes in the machine. Slumped in the floor,still shaking and wanted to cry!!!
Laki nga sweldo ko dito, di naman makabayad sa ngatog ko, huhuhu!Buti wala ako sakit sa puso, kundi, mag isa ako, sino tatawag ng ambulance!!!
I kept calm, drank water and think.
If I open the kitchen door or any door, the alarm will blast again!
What to do?
I left a message to Butler:
Butler, if you got the time to pass by the Boss' house, or can give me a call, please. Something happened with the alarm! Urgent, Butler, please call me!!!
Ayan, mayday call na yan, pag di pa siya dumating, patay na, di ako makalabas!Or else, iwanan ko yang wang wang na yan!!! Inis ah!
Later, someone rang the door...
Should I open? What if the alarm is on????
I put my ears to the door,its Butler calling me, yehey!
I open the front door, and tit tit tit (of the alarm )starts again!Shocked!!!
Butler heard it, ran to the alarm machine,put the codes on the 28th seconds!!
Whew!
Butler was laughing!
Later, he gave me the codes again, practiced it with him (put on codes, go out, come in, put codes) and it was okey.
Kakaloka kasi. Merong codes for alarm in the garden only , press 1;alarm for the two bedrooms only, press 2, total house alarm, press 3.
At 1 pm, got to go out,i finished my time, I pressed the codes Butler gave me, bang the door and locked it with my keys. One step away pa lang ako sa door , eto na naman!
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
Shaken, I open the door, press the codes and it was quiet.
I rang the security agency gave the codes again, and it was okey.
Inis (or disgusted) na security agency, sabi sa akin: C'est vous encore!(ikaw na naman???!!)
At my next work, I have wobbly legs. I was really shattered to pieces!
Imagine, I know how to do computer blogging,etc etc,but that blooming alarms , I cannot!!!!
Monday, our Boss (with Butler) prepared to go to holidays, July 16-Aug 16. He called me to give my salary. Wowowow!
Then he instructed me how to put and off the alarm of the house.Butler is off to holiday and Ill be the only one working...
Boss pressed the codes...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
The alarms went off, arghhhh, too noisy!
My Boss, panicked, put in the codes and voila, the alarm stopped!
I was shaking, kala ko I was attacked by goons with guns! Huhu!
Butler ran to help, but too late.
Boss apologized, and said," Ok, we try it again. Maybe I pressed a wrong code."
He called first the security handling the alarms to inform them, that there's no illegal entry in the house, its him, the owner, made some mistakes. Of course the security agency asked the Boss, whats the code, and Boss told him, and it was okey.
Boss said: Okey, we start again, he pressed again the codes ...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
arrggghhhh I go crazy ! ! !
I saw Butler , jumping in the kithcen, shocked!
Boss called again the security agency,: "Its me, The owner of the house. The code is....-----"
Then Butler butted in. "Boss, you cannot put the alarms, all windows are open."
The Boss got the idea and told me, okey, I explained to you again,closed all windows and doors... do this and that...Yada yada...
And he expected me to get those all while he speaks!!!! in french language!
...faite comme ça, aprés avant vous sortir, appuyez les numero de code, fermez la porte, demain,encore vous entrez....avec vos cléfs, etc etc yada yada, vous comprenez???...
ARRGGGGhhhh!
I would like to complained about this alarm as tooo complicated, Butler stopped me, and re assured me, its like typing a computer! You will master it even in closed eyes.
Later ,I'll teach you...
Sige na nga.
Para makaalis na Boss namin to his holidays,sige sige...
I left work at 1pm, no practice of the on and off alarm. Butler and I did the tsika, gossipings, but not "the- practicing-the-alarm" !
See, and we called our selves professionals, lol
Next day, I went to work, alone, no Butler. Alarm is on !
Boss left a note on the door, : "alarm" (to remind me within 30 seconds, I must press the codes)
I went in, the alarm system says: tit tit tit tit!
Teka, ano ba codes? They didnt tell me!!!!
I press what I can remember...
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
Too late, codes incorrect, alarm blew off!
I panicked.Heart thumping, getting nearly out of its roots!
I called Butler, his phone is off! Grrr.
The alarm continued blasting! Huhu! All neighbors were on thier terrasse watching me!
I went inside the house, frozen, shaken, rattled, kulang na lang I roll!
My heart was thumping hard, ready to explode!
The phone rang. Haaaahhh, what do I do??? !!!!
Its the security agency!!!!
He asked me, whats up, its 9 am only!
I said,in french: "I entered the house, but I pressed the wrong codes !"
He asked the codes. I gave it to him.
He stopped the alarm from his office.
He told me to press the true codes next time.Bye!
I cannot work. I got stressed. I was shaking. I dont want to go out, thinking it will wang wang again. I called Butler.Celphone off! That goon!! Grrrr!
I PANICKED, thinking, what if I cannot go out!
I called husband ,Michel cheered me up a a bit.He advised keep calling Butler.
Called Butler, 3X, still phone is off!
I tried to wash some clothes in the machine. Slumped in the floor,still shaking and wanted to cry!!!
Laki nga sweldo ko dito, di naman makabayad sa ngatog ko, huhuhu!Buti wala ako sakit sa puso, kundi, mag isa ako, sino tatawag ng ambulance!!!
I kept calm, drank water and think.
If I open the kitchen door or any door, the alarm will blast again!
What to do?
I left a message to Butler:
Butler, if you got the time to pass by the Boss' house, or can give me a call, please. Something happened with the alarm! Urgent, Butler, please call me!!!
Ayan, mayday call na yan, pag di pa siya dumating, patay na, di ako makalabas!Or else, iwanan ko yang wang wang na yan!!! Inis ah!
Later, someone rang the door...
Should I open? What if the alarm is on????
I put my ears to the door,its Butler calling me, yehey!
I open the front door, and tit tit tit (of the alarm )starts again!Shocked!!!
Butler heard it, ran to the alarm machine,put the codes on the 28th seconds!!
Whew!
Butler was laughing!
Later, he gave me the codes again, practiced it with him (put on codes, go out, come in, put codes) and it was okey.
Kakaloka kasi. Merong codes for alarm in the garden only , press 1;alarm for the two bedrooms only, press 2, total house alarm, press 3.
At 1 pm, got to go out,i finished my time, I pressed the codes Butler gave me, bang the door and locked it with my keys. One step away pa lang ako sa door , eto na naman!
WAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGGWAANGG! WAAAAAANGGGG! WAAAAaaaannGGGGGG!
Shaken, I open the door, press the codes and it was quiet.
I rang the security agency gave the codes again, and it was okey.
Inis (or disgusted) na security agency, sabi sa akin: C'est vous encore!(ikaw na naman???!!)
At my next work, I have wobbly legs. I was really shattered to pieces!
Imagine, I know how to do computer blogging,etc etc,but that blooming alarms , I cannot!!!!
posted by Francesca at 7:25 PM, | 
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Hahaha! Nakakangatog nga yan. Yun nga lang alarm sa car namin eh natataranta rin ako. Ibang button ang napindot nung anak ko at nag-ingay sa parking lot...hehehe.
Another funny experience in life to remember , thanks for sharing, it made me smile..got no one at home kasi to share a laugh kaya smile lang ako...
hello te amy,
hayyyy naku na experienced ko na rin yan, nakakaloka talaga!
enjoy your holiday hehe! wala ang bosss kaya sarap buhay hehe!
kind regards!
hayyyy naku na experienced ko na rin yan, nakakaloka talaga!
enjoy your holiday hehe! wala ang bosss kaya sarap buhay hehe!
kind regards!
Practice makes perfect talaga.
Its funny, kasi kanina lang my daughter wanted to press the codes but got it wrong many times. So we had the wang-wang sound too but not as long as yours since i entered the correct code. The security called me in less than 2 minutes to check on us.
Its funny, kasi kanina lang my daughter wanted to press the codes but got it wrong many times. So we had the wang-wang sound too but not as long as yours since i entered the correct code. The security called me in less than 2 minutes to check on us.
Practice lang Ate Amy, we also have an alarm at home and once you have the codes and steps memorized you won't get too scared of the alarm anymore. Nakakatuliling talaga ang sounds.
nakabaliw talaga! papano na yan, kung totoo na, baka hindi na maniwala ang security. anyway, konting practice na lang, magiging perfect na!
WANG...WANG...WANG..WAAAAANGGGG! hehe joke lang. aba mahirap talaga remember ang codes lalo pa di mo house noh.
ngek, di yata pwede sa kin yan. i hate codes, i use only one code nga in all my cards e, para iisa lang, dadagdagan ko pa ba ng alarm hehe..
hahahahahahahaha............ dapat pala ako yung security agency dyan, wala kang problema! dapat din pala dalin ko ang RADAR (name of our agency, plugging pa noh?)diyan.
Dapat kasi inistore mo yung codes dyan sa cellphone mo para di ka magkamali ng pindot :)
Nerbyosa ka pala Amy eh dito ang alarm ng bangko naka kabit sa police kaya delikado pag alarm ng alarm at kawawa din mga inspectors ko kasi takbo sila dun yun pala FALSE alarm lang.
Dapat kasi inistore mo yung codes dyan sa cellphone mo para di ka magkamali ng pindot :)
Nerbyosa ka pala Amy eh dito ang alarm ng bangko naka kabit sa police kaya delikado pag alarm ng alarm at kawawa din mga inspectors ko kasi takbo sila dun yun pala FALSE alarm lang.
Eto nangyari the next day. Yung kapitbahay, she told me off, kasi at 5am daw wang wang ng wang wang ang alarm.eh she called the security.
Eh punta naman yung mga sikyu, naka double lock ang bahay, kasi nag palagay ng bagong kandado si bossing nong umakyat ang magna nong grand prix!eh nakalimutan sila bigyan ng duplicate, hehehe.
kaya nag note si sikyu sa mail box, tawagan daw sila to have the new keys! ! !
disgusted na naman sila, lol
then at 4pm, kwento ni butler, tumawag si Boss kasi nag wa wang wang daw ang bahay, pinakinggan pa ni butler sa cel ng boss, oo nga!
Puntahan daw ni butler!
yun pala, na code ko yung pati nasa garden, may dumaan yatang ibon, yung lipad ng ibon na get ng sensor, lol
malay ko ba na pati ata yapak ng ipis papasok sa garden, get ng sensor!
kakainis ano?
so butler called the agency, check together with them the house, proper codes and alarms of all areas.
Kaya la na problem.
Pero yung nerbyos ko, may after shock! hindi pala naaalis ng basta basta.
Para bang tatapon ka ng bato sa lake, may waves sa tubig, ganun ang nerbyos ko, aftershock!!!
para akong nasa baghdad!!!
Eh punta naman yung mga sikyu, naka double lock ang bahay, kasi nag palagay ng bagong kandado si bossing nong umakyat ang magna nong grand prix!eh nakalimutan sila bigyan ng duplicate, hehehe.
kaya nag note si sikyu sa mail box, tawagan daw sila to have the new keys! ! !
disgusted na naman sila, lol
then at 4pm, kwento ni butler, tumawag si Boss kasi nag wa wang wang daw ang bahay, pinakinggan pa ni butler sa cel ng boss, oo nga!
Puntahan daw ni butler!
yun pala, na code ko yung pati nasa garden, may dumaan yatang ibon, yung lipad ng ibon na get ng sensor, lol
malay ko ba na pati ata yapak ng ipis papasok sa garden, get ng sensor!
kakainis ano?
so butler called the agency, check together with them the house, proper codes and alarms of all areas.
Kaya la na problem.
Pero yung nerbyos ko, may after shock! hindi pala naaalis ng basta basta.
Para bang tatapon ka ng bato sa lake, may waves sa tubig, ganun ang nerbyos ko, aftershock!!!
para akong nasa baghdad!!!
Hahaha! This things happen all the time. Happened to your boss, didn'tit?
Haha! nagawa ko na rin yan dito sa work. Nung nangyari sa akin, dumating ang pulis!! ngatal din tuhod ko. lol!!
What a stressful alarm ! Could you adjust the sound Francesca ? Sorry ha wala akong alam sa mga high tech na yan, poor lang po kasi ako !