Something about Butler
Friday, June 22, 2007
Did you miss stories about Butler?
Here are his humours, again .
Butler was about to change his expired French national identity..Due to NEW french integration laws, all (non French )residents in France MUST speak french)
Eh,I joked: "Olah, Butler, the City hall do not release renewals if you dont speak french properly.
He was annoyed, lol!
"Et oui, Butler, the law applies to all, french national or not huh!One speak french properly, he/shewill have papers renewed!
He avoided me,thinking, why should I discuss with you, lol
Later, he concentrated on his work, he took a pen and wrote the vegetables and fruits that the Boss told him to buy:
Fenouil (he wrote: Funui)
Carottes (he wrote Karots)
Pommes (Pink Lady apples)( he wrote Pom)
Then he put on another piece of paper, reminding him of watering the grass later:
arrosage( he wrote arosadse)
Can you do better than that, lol
I corrected him and he said: "It doesnt matter, its me who will read my writing, as long as I know what I will buy (or do), thats all I want!"!(he was starting to boil again, lol)
I went back to my "office" before white foam starts on his side lips again.
Later, I teased him again:(Pasaway ako eh, hehe)
"Do you know Butler, that carottes in French language is feminine?"
Butler replied: "Sorry, but I dont see any Karot wearing a skirt..!"
(he become wise! unbelievable, okey, he won. I went back to my office...)
Then the doorbell rang, this is our Something about Butler story No. 2.
Butler ran to the door. It was his Thai gf asking the key of their studio, because the Thai left her keys inside.
She was wearing a white short cotton dress ,(wow, ganda babae) on her sexy heeled sandals on her motorbike! (she managed to drive it?) I chatted with her and when she's about to go I told her:
"Carefull to all frenchmen around huh?"
She answered: "If there's someone with money, I'll go with him..."(she winked at me)
Butler heared it all and wanted to strangle her, lol.
She ran to her motorbike and drove off!
Ah well, Butler knows now, where he stands eh?
After that Butler went to the garden to clean the grasses and swept all falling leaves.That goes our "Butler something story No.3."
Later, he went inside the house, he was stinking with his sweat and the air coming in, brought the stink!!! I hardly breath, puhhh!
I told him(politely, kuno): "Butler, if you can spray yourself with deodorant, the house of the Boss would be smelling better everytime you come in.
You see, I just cleaned everywhere...If you dont mind, Butlerrr..!"
Next scene: Butler eyes wide shut ready to attack me, lol!
Today, politely, he told me:
"Francesca, I bought my body spray. You will not complain anymore, I hope.
Is there anything else I can do for you ???!!"(in his roaring voice, lol)
(Uy, he's using deodorant??! He's becoming a civilized man..!)
I looked at his body spray deodorant (like a wine expert looking at a bottle of St Emilion,) I declared:
"Cheap Brand deodorant!"( 2.50€ something )
"Butler, with your salary, I expected a "Hugo Boss" from you!"
Muntik na naman kami mag away,haha!
More next time, just keep online!
Here are his humours, again .
Butler was about to change his expired French national identity..Due to NEW french integration laws, all (non French )residents in France MUST speak french)
Eh,I joked: "Olah, Butler, the City hall do not release renewals if you dont speak french properly.
He was annoyed, lol!
"Et oui, Butler, the law applies to all, french national or not huh!One speak french properly, he/shewill have papers renewed!
He avoided me,thinking, why should I discuss with you, lol
Later, he concentrated on his work, he took a pen and wrote the vegetables and fruits that the Boss told him to buy:
Fenouil (he wrote: Funui)
Carottes (he wrote Karots)
Pommes (Pink Lady apples)( he wrote Pom)
Then he put on another piece of paper, reminding him of watering the grass later:
arrosage( he wrote arosadse)
Can you do better than that, lol
I corrected him and he said: "It doesnt matter, its me who will read my writing, as long as I know what I will buy (or do), thats all I want!"!(he was starting to boil again, lol)
I went back to my "office" before white foam starts on his side lips again.
Later, I teased him again:(Pasaway ako eh, hehe)
"Do you know Butler, that carottes in French language is feminine?"
Butler replied: "Sorry, but I dont see any Karot wearing a skirt..!"
(he become wise! unbelievable, okey, he won. I went back to my office...)
Then the doorbell rang, this is our Something about Butler story No. 2.
Butler ran to the door. It was his Thai gf asking the key of their studio, because the Thai left her keys inside.
She was wearing a white short cotton dress ,(wow, ganda babae) on her sexy heeled sandals on her motorbike! (she managed to drive it?) I chatted with her and when she's about to go I told her:
"Carefull to all frenchmen around huh?"
She answered: "If there's someone with money, I'll go with him..."(she winked at me)
Butler heared it all and wanted to strangle her, lol.
She ran to her motorbike and drove off!
Ah well, Butler knows now, where he stands eh?
After that Butler went to the garden to clean the grasses and swept all falling leaves.That goes our "Butler something story No.3."
Later, he went inside the house, he was stinking with his sweat and the air coming in, brought the stink!!! I hardly breath, puhhh!
I told him(politely, kuno): "Butler, if you can spray yourself with deodorant, the house of the Boss would be smelling better everytime you come in.
You see, I just cleaned everywhere...If you dont mind, Butlerrr..!"
Next scene: Butler eyes wide shut ready to attack me, lol!
Today, politely, he told me:
"Francesca, I bought my body spray. You will not complain anymore, I hope.
Is there anything else I can do for you ???!!"(in his roaring voice, lol)
(Uy, he's using deodorant??! He's becoming a civilized man..!)
I looked at his body spray deodorant (like a wine expert looking at a bottle of St Emilion,) I declared:
"Cheap Brand deodorant!"( 2.50€ something )
"Butler, with your salary, I expected a "Hugo Boss" from you!"
Muntik na naman kami mag away,haha!
More next time, just keep online!
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ha ha ha! you must really really have A LONG TERM EFFECT on Butler! now he believes almost anything you say!
siguro sabi ni butler, ang kulit ni Francesca... hehehe...
there you are - with the classic behaviour of an (un) fashionable lady. BUT you are able to get away with it. with the looks, the aura and the mystery, who would say you are un (fashionable)! who would say you have never been to a gym! or gone to belo's.
but yes, for #2, why not slowly unshroud the mystery, since no one after all is following the trend you have set for how many decades now? and who knows, pampering--nail and hair works or facial would relax and rejuvenate you.
there are very few women who look so good in red lipstick (and we are 2 of them, lol!)
and HS classmates, be wary, watch out, a highly fashionable Annamanila is a-coming!
but yes, for #2, why not slowly unshroud the mystery, since no one after all is following the trend you have set for how many decades now? and who knows, pampering--nail and hair works or facial would relax and rejuvenate you.
there are very few women who look so good in red lipstick (and we are 2 of them, lol!)
and HS classmates, be wary, watch out, a highly fashionable Annamanila is a-coming!
naku - yung comment ko kay Annamanila - napunta sa yo! overnight kasing naka on sa site mo si SexyMac, and tawa kami ng tawa ng aking 23-yo daughter about your Butler story!
LOL! That's so funny. Next time tignan mo naka Hugo Boss na siya.
oh yeah, the number of frenchies who don't master their own language is just amazing! kino-correct ko na nga rin yung iba dito e hehe..
Kakatuwa rin yung gf ni Butler at wala lang palang choice kaya sya ang bf...hehehe.
Buti positive ang dating sa kanya nung tungkol sa deodorant .
Buti positive ang dating sa kanya nung tungkol sa deodorant .
haha naisahan ka ni butler sa carottes ^_^
ala bang AXE dyan? para madaming girls ang humabol sa kanya, hehe
ala bang AXE dyan? para madaming girls ang humabol sa kanya, hehe
At naku ang butler, tumawag sa akin, sunday 12noon, kung pwede pa raw ba mag file ng income tax?
Sagot ko: deadline was may 31! now you will pay penalties!
he asked, is it much?
I said: give me 1000€, i help you to deal it with the tax office hehe!
asar na naman si butler, buang kasi, kadami ng time, di ginawa tax papers niya!
Sagot ko: deadline was may 31! now you will pay penalties!
he asked, is it much?
I said: give me 1000€, i help you to deal it with the tax office hehe!
asar na naman si butler, buang kasi, kadami ng time, di ginawa tax papers niya!
What is butler's nationality?
I studeied French many years ago to no success. Tough language to learn :)
I studeied French many years ago to no success. Tough language to learn :)
At least you have taught him the importance of hygiene ! He should be thankful di ba ! Naku, kahit sila naman nahihirapan mag pranse tayo pa kaya :( !
frnacesca,
talagang iniinis mo si butler ano???
heeheehee.
ingat ka...ganyan ganyan siya ma e-es-m-d (SMD)
sa iyo.
(Something Might Develop)
talagang iniinis mo si butler ano???
heeheehee.
ingat ka...ganyan ganyan siya ma e-es-m-d (SMD)
sa iyo.
(Something Might Develop)
Nakupo, girls, grabeh si Butler. cheska, if its SMD, haha, what a misfortune! kinikilabatutan ako,hahaha!
Yung pag lagay ng deodorant, i explained to him: its not for me Butler, its for the house of the Boss. Kaya he agreed, hehehe
today, i told me, i need banana leaves. Aba, ang loko, ayaw na ako bigyan! kuha ko nga hagdan at kutsilyo, ako kuha dahon, eh voila , may suman na naman mga kakape kape klasmeyts ko.
NEXT POST: magnanakaw na pumasok sa bahay ng Boss ko.
Abangan!
Yung pag lagay ng deodorant, i explained to him: its not for me Butler, its for the house of the Boss. Kaya he agreed, hehehe
today, i told me, i need banana leaves. Aba, ang loko, ayaw na ako bigyan! kuha ko nga hagdan at kutsilyo, ako kuha dahon, eh voila , may suman na naman mga kakape kape klasmeyts ko.
NEXT POST: magnanakaw na pumasok sa bahay ng Boss ko.
Abangan!
i admire you for telling butler about the deodorant and getting away with it. hindi ko ata kayang sabihan isang tao na mabaho siya and not offend him. ikaw, galing nagawa mo! :)
madali lang yun, as long as the words are:pakiusap, with reason, tanggap yun!
even with the Boss. Minsan i would meet one that is soo stupid, he or she would get mad.
But i always did it, in a mild manner, alone with the person, kumbaga, between 4 ears lang.
And I dont "really" push. I only suggest.
With Butler,I push ,kasi, take advantage, "special"
ako don eh, hehe.
Lalo na i would say: its the benefit of quality work," butler, its not bec i want to insult you?"
Loko, naniwala, hek hek hek!
even with the Boss. Minsan i would meet one that is soo stupid, he or she would get mad.
But i always did it, in a mild manner, alone with the person, kumbaga, between 4 ears lang.
And I dont "really" push. I only suggest.
With Butler,I push ,kasi, take advantage, "special"
ako don eh, hehe.
Lalo na i would say: its the benefit of quality work," butler, its not bec i want to insult you?"
Loko, naniwala, hek hek hek!