Employers, sometimes I dont understand.
At 9am- 11am nasa room, with the dog and read the newspaper and have his shower,
and 11:25 obligatory, he had to go out of the room.
The Mme Francesca has to clean it.
Or he clean it himself, noh, I got only until 1pm to stay.
So off he went, with the dog, for a walk, but actually to make the dog pohpoh in the street.
Fantastic,how disgraceful !(wink)
My employer would carry a plastic pouch to "dakot" the Pohpoh,(hard life isnt it?) because in Monaco it is prohibited to leave dogs' waste' in the street, there are cameras everywheren and if the watcher spotted you, in the next corner, there is a police, to tell you to go back to get it.
Kakahiya, lalo na nakasuit ka, nagpapatae lang ng aso, then mahuli ka pa ng Police?
Trabaho ko rin yan noon, term ko dyan, gala nag aso( o, di ba mas class ang dating, hihihi?)
So far no one had been caught doing that, kaya my employer always bring two plastic pouch in his pocket for that purpose, for sure hihihi.
In the streets of Monaco, there are plastic bags in every corner,(rolled like in vegetable area in some groceries store ) for those purpose.
As a "truly" born Filipina, I always get those bags, rolling the holder and bring some at home! (kita nyo na, what a good example ako sa lahing Pinay?)
One police caught me, but was laughing, because he said:
I got to pohpoh also somewhere???
I said to him: shhh,my dog is there, but actually wala! LOL
Anyway at 12:30 my Boss arrive, went to the kitchen, feed the dog with some dog biscuits, and I am in my office (laundry/ironing room, LOL), I heared him talking to the dog.
Eventually I heared a howling cry ?!!!
I ran out, to see what happened. Asked Butler, whats up?
Butler said: Ignore, he is having some sad story telling to the dog.
I told Butler: the dog must bring the Boss to the psychiatrist.
I was inside the bathroom, putting water to the Lemon tree, (that for three months now, the green lemon fruit never turned to yellow )( eyes rolling) when Madame arrived.
Francesca, please, I need to use the bathroom/toilet.
So I left the pail of water and left, went to the kitchen to take all dishes in the dishwasher to put it back to the closet.
Madame joined me later.
Sir, her husband arrived, galit!
Sir: Francesca, next time when you water the plants, dont put too much, look, I was passing by under the terrase, I am soaked wet!
si Madame ang nag lagay ng tubig sa tanim!
I looked at Madame: Aba ideny pa ata!
Eh tumawa ako, kasi hitsura ni Sir, just imagine, all wet.
Madame said: It was me, not her , I put a lot?(nagtanong pa! Lol)
Sir said: Next time put little only.
Sumagot ako: Yes Sir.
Not you, her, my wife!(nakaturo kay madame)
Madame is quiet.
When Sir left, tawa kami ng tawa!
Oy, bati na kami ni Butler, kaya tuloy na naman ang tsika.
Di ko na tinanong, basta, lagay na lang natin, may PMS siya.
Makwento na naman eh, ito ang huling tsika ng hitad!
Sabi ni Butler, lumabas daw si Sir ng umaga, naka bendahe ang right toe niya.
Bakit tanong ko?
Kasi raw yong aso katabi sa tulog ni Sir, minsan raw, bumababa ng kama, sa sahig natutulog.
Siguro di makatiis ng" hilik" ni Sir, singit ko.
Eto na, at 5 am raw, gusto ni Sir mag wiwi sa CR;
Eh naapakan raw ang tulog na aso!
Kagat inabot ni Sir, nananaginip pa ata yong aso! (nang maapakan!)LOL
Di raw malaman ni Sir, kung unahin ang pag wiwi sa Cr,hawak hawak pa naman yong ano nya, kasi lalabas na nga! or yong hinlalaki niya na masakit!
Eh dumugo talaga!
Eh yong aso, nasaan?
Gusto sipain ni Sir, kaya lang nagtago na sa CR!
Yon ang istorya ng "nakabendaheng paa!"
more next time folks:
Ps: Oy girls (esp from asawa forum) paki translate nyo na lang sa mga asawa nyong kano ang posts ko rito ha?Kasi nag pm sa akin, di raw nila ma get kasi tagalog! Alam nila kakatuwa, pero not all of the story raw, understood nila.
Ha?Please? Lalo na may kasamang action nyo, di ba maganda?(wink)
Wag lang yong story ng pantyshields, over sa shame yon, hihihi!