Francesca in France

I am too relaxed with my employers, sometimes I discussed with them as if I am with Michel!
Me: Sir, this jeans is yours? Should I wash it now?
Sir: No, its my wifes'.You can ask her...
Me: (shocked face), Its big! It's her?!Really?
Sir: SHHHHHHH! SHHHHHH! (he shushed me!)
Me:Opps, sowweee.

At 2pm, Sir went to the kitchen to start cooking.
He said: I didnt know its already 2oclock. I feel hungry.
Me: Your parasites must be complaining now, Sir...
Sir: Shocked! Is it like that? Noooo.
Me: Sir, Im just joking!hehe
( he must be thinking, "hey, I am a millionaire ?with some parasite?!Come on, are you nuts?"
As usual, me and my big mouth)
Me: "Sir, luto na kayo, hehe"
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Madame had visitor from Germany, staying for the weekend. Today I arrived, saw her in her swim/beach attire.I asked her if there are lots of people in the beach. She said, a lot!
I said: Blooming bloody tourists again!
She said: Hmm, I cant say bad about them, as I am a tourist here too. (Pahiya ako!) Takbo, agad sa kusina,quick! hehe!(One should not say "Blooming bloody... to a German.)
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Thursday, they are ready to go to Germany for the weekend. The taxi arrived to bring them at the airport in Nice.We are putting the luggages inside the boot of the car, when my big mouth starts again:
Sir, Madame packed like a queen! Three days holidays and she have this all four luggages?!!! (pa shocked effect pa boses ko)
Sir looked at me like warning me...Kasi:
Madame is in my back pala, ngiiihhh!
To save face, I said na lang to add:
I think these are all for Annabelles'(thier 10 year old girl) hehe
Buti, Madame ngiti lang.
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When discussing holidays with pay, I am always full of beans with the issue.
I told my Boss, Sir: Its holiday on Thursday, "Feast of God", Monaco.
He called Butler: Is it true?
Butler said: Yes Sir.
Sir: I dont have it red in my calendar!
Me: Sir, your calendar must be 2004!
Sir looked at me like: (Grrrr! When can I kill this woman!)
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Me: Sir, I got now a lot of holidays 3 days more. (I worked kasi even holiday in Monaco, as per his requests)
Sir: And so?
Me: I will have it to go to Phils, Sir.
Sir: But I gave you already a lot and you are now on debit on your holidays.
Me: Sir, there will be more holidays in Monaco, I will pay you.
Sir: Pay, when ?
Me: I am willing to extend my time, you dont want to, Sir!(pa joke kong nasabi)
Sir: Okey! okey, We will count that when you go in July.
Talo sa negosyo Sir ko, pagdating sa akin, hehehe.
Sabi ni Butler, yong dating girl dito, hindi makaporma ng holidays. Ako raw kabago bago, hataw na sa tanong ng holidays.Eh, basta ba, meron, kasi kung wala, di tahimik na ako.
Even Butler, takot mag tanong. Hey, I told him, I got to plan the dates, the airlines availability huh, so I always ask in advance. And they knew it, that stiff ang availability ng airlines dito.
(taas pa kilay koh!)