Monaco Police are Strict!
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Michel's friend went to Monaco one day, he is English and first time umapak ng Monaco.
Eh sa liit ng Monaco (2kms wide lang) malilito ka pa, kasi maliit ang kalsada at panay stop light and every stop light may pulis monaco.
Eto na si Tourist friend ni Michel, hinahanap ang resto na pagkikitaan nila.
Hindi mahanap! Tanong sa Pulis, turo si Pulis, na kumaliwa, sabay kanan, take the round about, turn left and yon na.
Eh in French sinabi, pano ba naman malaman ni English tourist and a droit (to right) a gauche (to left)?
So ginawa ni English Tourist Friend, ikot uli, hanap, hanggang napunta na naman sa same police na pinagtanungan!
Sagot ng Pulis, get out of Monaco!
Stay in France area and call your friend.
Taray!
Nang magkita sila ni Michel, of course reklamo siya.
Tiningnan ni Michel ang kotse niya.
Bulong ni Michel: Next time when visiting Monaco, bring your Jaguar,
Not that old banger!
If you want be entertained nicely.
A tourist was telephoning (using his cellphone) while driving in Monaco.
Police stops him and fined him of 100 euros.
For telephoning!
Another car in front , the driver was telephoning also, but police Monaco let him off.
Why?
The car in front is a sleek Lexus.
The tourist is driving a 1995 Renault.
A Pinay looking raggy raggy was questioned by the Police.
Identity..., where she is going, etc etc.
Good enough she got papers to show.
But it scared her.
I told her next time, wear something presentable.
Not to scare you ladies.
But just a tip, be decent looking when in Monaco.
Cameras are all over.
Police are in all corners.
You might be the next.
PS.Illegal parking even 2mins is fined 50euros. Thats 3500 pesos in our country.
They call the mover to haul your car in the depot.
To get it is to pay the fine.
Happens usually/mostly when there's Grand Prix.
Even if you are there, they dont bother.
Just follow them in the depot and settle the bill!
Isnt it nice?
Eh sa liit ng Monaco (2kms wide lang) malilito ka pa, kasi maliit ang kalsada at panay stop light and every stop light may pulis monaco.
Eto na si Tourist friend ni Michel, hinahanap ang resto na pagkikitaan nila.
Hindi mahanap! Tanong sa Pulis, turo si Pulis, na kumaliwa, sabay kanan, take the round about, turn left and yon na.
Eh in French sinabi, pano ba naman malaman ni English tourist and a droit (to right) a gauche (to left)?
So ginawa ni English Tourist Friend, ikot uli, hanap, hanggang napunta na naman sa same police na pinagtanungan!
Sagot ng Pulis, get out of Monaco!
Stay in France area and call your friend.
Taray!
Nang magkita sila ni Michel, of course reklamo siya.
Tiningnan ni Michel ang kotse niya.
Bulong ni Michel: Next time when visiting Monaco, bring your Jaguar,
Not that old banger!
If you want be entertained nicely.
A tourist was telephoning (using his cellphone) while driving in Monaco.
Police stops him and fined him of 100 euros.
For telephoning!
Another car in front , the driver was telephoning also, but police Monaco let him off.
Why?
The car in front is a sleek Lexus.
The tourist is driving a 1995 Renault.
A Pinay looking raggy raggy was questioned by the Police.
Identity..., where she is going, etc etc.
Good enough she got papers to show.
But it scared her.
I told her next time, wear something presentable.
Not to scare you ladies.
But just a tip, be decent looking when in Monaco.
Cameras are all over.
Police are in all corners.
You might be the next.
PS.Illegal parking even 2mins is fined 50euros. Thats 3500 pesos in our country.
They call the mover to haul your car in the depot.
To get it is to pay the fine.
Happens usually/mostly when there's Grand Prix.
Even if you are there, they dont bother.
Just follow them in the depot and settle the bill!
Isnt it nice?
posted by Francesca at 7:04 PM, | 
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Mrs. Frivolity