Francesca in France

When alone in the train, some perverts tried to get my attention.
Not because I am fantastically beautiful, (but nearly according to Michel hehe ), its because of my Asiatic look.
Long hair, fair skin, high cheekbone and not to forget my flat nose!

One passenger would say:
What time is it please, Mademoiselle?
Sagot ko: Time for you to buy your watch!

Another one:An American Tourist:
After a few askings where is Niceville Station, Nice Center, etc etc:

"Maybe we can have some coffee somewhere, and...
Supla ko: Talk about the weather?
Wether I go with you or I dont?"
Umalis,ah ang bilis!

When inside the train, I saw an empty windowside seat next to a man.
I said, excuse me, it is free isnt it? (refering to the seat)
He said, yes, sure. You can sit in my lap if you wish!(with a silly smile!)
I look at him and wave my forefinger (left to right )to him (not middlefinger, not my style, hehe)
You are very ambitious, my dear, nice try.
Tumahimik, maya maya lumipat!

One time, they would tell me in their broken english.
You know my friend (mentioning a name) he married an asiatic,
I am looking for one!
Ngek!I wave bye bye insteadand run quick!

One time, control in the bus for tickets! I gave mine to the controller and he told me to go down!
Bakit, wala naman problem ang ticket ko ah!
He said, our Head would like to talk to you.
Punta naman ako,sunod, baba sa bus, kasi hawak ang ticket ko for the month!
When in there, sabi ng Head, I am free for marriage, can I know you better?
(I show him my wedding ring!)
Sorry, seats taken, try another one, not me.
Tumawa yong mama na katabi niya!
Gusto ko sipain, kaya lang I wont lower my self to these silly lots!
Sabay agaw ko ng bus ticket ko!

Akala nila, hindi ako palaban, hehehe.
Sanayan lang mga 'tol!