French embassy pala
Saturday, February 26, 2005
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.
He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads and have a pint of Guinness.
After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood..... big stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all...
NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness beers.
He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildingsand decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie(Police), who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me".
He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie.
"Whiz away, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie,That was really decent of you... is that what you call "British hospitality?"
"No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is what we call :
the French Embassy."
Joke email from a friend, a file worth posting here, hehehe.
Oy, ang UK and France has good understanding ha?
Michel tawa ng tawa sa joke na ito, kasi its all the way back from the war pa raw ang jokes of brits against french. And the humor do not stops. LOL
He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads and have a pint of Guinness.
After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood..... big stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all...
NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness beers.
He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildingsand decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie(Police), who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me".
He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie.
"Whiz away, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie,That was really decent of you... is that what you call "British hospitality?"
"No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is what we call :
the French Embassy."
Joke email from a friend, a file worth posting here, hehehe.
Oy, ang UK and France has good understanding ha?
Michel tawa ng tawa sa joke na ito, kasi its all the way back from the war pa raw ang jokes of brits against french. And the humor do not stops. LOL
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there is a real "war" going on now at Brittany, old french homes are being bought by the Brits, the French do not like the idea their villages are swamped with the Brits who dont even speak French. I will email you link of the news!
have you heard whats happening in brittany?
French revolt as 'British invasion' drives up property prices
By Kim Willsher in Paris
Breton villages protested yesterday against an "invasion" of Britons blamed for pushing up property prices and forcing out locals.
Around 100 people took to the streets of Bourbriac and called on all "proud French natives" to express their anger at "colonisation". They demanded more low-cost housing, criticised estate agents for "market speculation" and set fire to piles of property magazines.
The protest was part of a growing backlash against the increasing number of Britons moving to rural France.
It came six months after hostility to settlers erupted with "Brits out" and "Anglais integres, oui. Colons, non!" [Integrated English, yes. Colonisers, no!] slogans daubed on walls in the village near the Armor coast
French revolt as 'British invasion' drives up property prices
By Kim Willsher in Paris
Breton villages protested yesterday against an "invasion" of Britons blamed for pushing up property prices and forcing out locals.
Around 100 people took to the streets of Bourbriac and called on all "proud French natives" to express their anger at "colonisation". They demanded more low-cost housing, criticised estate agents for "market speculation" and set fire to piles of property magazines.
The protest was part of a growing backlash against the increasing number of Britons moving to rural France.
It came six months after hostility to settlers erupted with "Brits out" and "Anglais integres, oui. Colons, non!" [Integrated English, yes. Colonisers, no!] slogans daubed on walls in the village near the Armor coast
Yes, Mia, very possible this happens. Lots of brits got money and they prefer t o live in france as the weather is good,mura ang housing prices,in compare sa London area, the food and wine and bread and cheese are a lot(thousands of it)lol to choose.
Hopefully ma solve nila ang problem nila.peacefully...
Hopefully ma solve nila ang problem nila.peacefully...