Francesca in France

It was my first time to see Paris, so some filipino friends roam me around the city by car.
We are five inside, 3 girls and two boys in front. One filipino male asked me if I want to experience how they pick up girls in streets of Champs Elysee,Paris.
I said: What?
He said: Hmmn, for experience only.
I said: No, not interested.
The car was moving slowly, stops in front of the young Russian blonde girl.
Filipino: How much?
Russian girl: 500 francs, one go.(1998 francs pa noon , euros do not exist yet)
Filipino: Can I see whats inside your fur coat?
Russian Girl: Sure!

(She opens the fur coat, and she got nothing on inside! shocked!
Nude siya ! Mama Mia!)

I bashed the filipino friend in the head with my bag, telling him, move the car, you moron!
Tawa sila ng tawa sa akin!
Sabi:
Welcome to Paris!